Perks of dating me:
• I’ve got more wit
• a better kiss
• a hotter touch
• a better fuck
People who make the same face in every picture
so when i was younger i thought brock was blind cuz his eyes were drawn as lines (whereas EVERYONE ELSE had regular anime eyes) and I thought he just assumed every woman around him was beautiful.
"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
There are 5 types of fear
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”
i mean it’s crazy we finish each other’s
T ͍͕H ̻͙̮̤̬̟A͍̗͖̖̫̬ ̴̹͉ͅT̴͖͈ ͍̟͜S̱ ̴̼̤͉͔̦Ẃ͖̰̠̫͇͍̘ ̴̲̬̺̳ͅͅH̫̝̼͇̜̤̥̕ ̺A͖͡ ̛̱T̡̲̫̥͓ ͓͚͙̞̣̬I̖͍̲̹̮ ͏̫̟̱̟̦̪ͅW̘̞ ̸̝͎̫A̪̠͓̜̰͙ ͉͚̬̻̕S̙̟̖͢ ̛̭͖̟̯͍̱͖G҉͚̱͍̙ ̴̼O̼̪̰͕͜ ̰̝̟̞͙N͙͔̙͞ ̭̦̻̜̳̫̩̕N̺ ̩͓A̝͎̻͡ ̹̻̘͖̜͈̱͟S̶̙͚̝̖͖ ̵̮̬Ą͔͙ ̛Y̟̭̖̱