shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

(via sassycassiex)

gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.

gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.

(via capitaldee)

cranberrymochafortheholidays:

how to comfort people

cranberrymochafortheholidays:

how to comfort people

(via capitaldee)

toogaay:

when in doubt, eat her out

(via marrshmello)

zohbugg:

This movie was gold.

(Source: thorinium, via marrshmello)

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maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy, via sassycassiex)

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

(Source: mcaubergine, via ter-em-up)

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fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

image

I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

image

Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

(via tyfanylove)

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

(Source: stuartstormborn, via dannihearts)

hoekage:

somebody needs to fucking kiss me

(via sassycassiex)

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