oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.


is that a fucking pun

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

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icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

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rnackenzie:

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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smuugyzfrannie:

sixpathsofbased:

Only real 90s kids remember waking up in the middle of the night seeing girls gone wild commercials on your tv

Hahahahaha srsly

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

I had a Charmander birthday cake when I was 8. It was sick as fuck.

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

I had a Charmander birthday cake when I was 8. It was sick as fuck.

(via missamberlyn)

sangorox:

when a fandom you’re not in gets an update you don’t care about

image

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funnyandhilarious:

Probably A Special Edition »

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rocknrollercoaster:

it must be really wild to actually have a positive relationship with your father

like

?????

some people really have that????

that’s insane

(via rachelannmarie)

nottdead:

evilfeminist:

Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on.

My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see” 

I wrote,

"I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists."

Basically the American education system

(via herbigdream)